Ich hatte nichts zu tun, und mir ist das hier eingefallen:
How long before I get in
Before it starts, before I begin
How long before you're in check
Before I see that your King's dead.
Where to, where do you go
If you'll never try than you'll never know
How long do I have to climb
With my h-pawn on the kingside of mine?
Look up,look at my Knight
It can attack you with speed of light
Wake up: if you take my Queen (then)
Check that you get is checkmate you've seen!
How long am I gonna stand
With my pawns that cannot expand?
I'll start and I won't stop
Before I see that I'm seven pawns up.
All the checks, all the mates,
1400-level games,
I lost to beginners and I beat FMs
I'm playing with the craziest plans
That's what's so pretty in the bad chess games
And if you've seen it, you'd understand!
Ideas you'll never find
Self Magnus Carlsen could never design.
Mate pictures that you put up,
Katja and Hanna - all made up.
The point that I couldn't bring
Or the mate that I couldn't see
Some chess I have to believe
Other is puzzle, puzzling me...
Qh5, I knew what you meant
Some moves you can't invent
Some get made, some get send.
I lost to beginners and I beat FMs
'Cause playing with the craziest plans
That's what's so pretty in the bad chess games
And if you'd seen it, you'd understand!
P.S. in manchen Zeilen gibt's Variationen: "1400" kann man durch "all grandmaster" ersetzen, "with my pawn that cannot expand" durch "with my king in opponent's hand" und "the point that I couldn't bring" durch "the game that I couldn't win"."Qh5" ist natürlich auch ersetzbar, aber ich fand den Schäferzug als bestes beispiel für den Zug, denn man "nicht erfinden kann".
P.P.S. Mir gefällt nicht, dass der Text konkrete Namen beinhaltet (Magnus Carlsen, Katja, Hanna...).. Wie kann man den Text entsprechend ändern?
